lowku
As opposed to haiku, lowku became a place for irreverent, silly ... maybe disgusting poems in the haiku form (loosely applied).
thought I was so wise
audience rapt, mouths agape
oh my fly was down!
stretched to breaking point
only digestion can rid
snake of buffalo
rhino accident
hard-charging youth used wrong end
to probe his sweet mate
I resolve only
to change my mind, underwear,
and personal weather
brand new hairdo! but
my dander’s up, down, all ‘round
that damned tornado!
favored liquids mine
open eye and throttle wide
hot joe and cold gas
one million lemmings
snacking on SPAM before trip
can they all be wrong?
a SPAM statistic:
three-point-eight cans each second
consumed... or exhumed?
how many knights knelt
before a tipsy Arthur
lost ears for knighthood
audience rapt, mouths agape
oh my fly was down!
stretched to breaking point
only digestion can rid
snake of buffalo
rhino accident
hard-charging youth used wrong end
to probe his sweet mate
I resolve only
to change my mind, underwear,
and personal weather
brand new hairdo! but
my dander’s up, down, all ‘round
that damned tornado!
favored liquids mine
open eye and throttle wide
hot joe and cold gas
one million lemmings
snacking on SPAM before trip
can they all be wrong?
a SPAM statistic:
three-point-eight cans each second
consumed... or exhumed?
how many knights knelt
before a tipsy Arthur
lost ears for knighthood